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Tortle TankFighting Birds, Mediocre Gods, and The Hyper Light Cannon

September 29th 2022

Welcome to Tortle Tank, the show where the world's richest reptiles review your D&D homebrew and decide whether or not to invest their hard-earned eggs. This week, the Torts discuss the Aarakocra Problem and The God of Mediocrity, as well as a multitude of new magic items. Let's dive right in!

Tortle Tank: Fighting Birds, Mediocre Gods, and The Hyper Light Cannon
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